>A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
> office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
truck
> came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the
driver's
> door of the Lexus.
>
> The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it
> wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
>
> Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
> screaming hysterically.
>
> His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
> completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body
> shop tried to make it new again.
>
> After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
> head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
> lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that
you
> neglect the most important things in life."
>
> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
>
> The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left arm
> is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
>
> "My God!" screamed the lawyer.
>
> (scroll down)
>
>
>
>
>
> "WHERE'S MY ROLEX?"
>
> office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
truck
> came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the
driver's
> door of the Lexus.
>
> The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it
> wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
>
> Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
> screaming hysterically.
>
> His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
> completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body
> shop tried to make it new again.
>
> After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
> head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
> lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that
you
> neglect the most important things in life."
>
> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
>
> The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left arm
> is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
>
> "My God!" screamed the lawyer.
>
> (scroll down)
>
>
>
>
>
> "WHERE'S MY ROLEX?"
>
