Let's see, who could this be?

[bigbagrat]

Hubby has a porn problem
By Janis Altman
from FamilyFun


Dear Janis,
I've been married for 10 years, and I have two young sons. My husband and I have a great relationship, but recently I saw him looking at a porn site on the Web. He said he was browsing and got there by mistake, but then I found some porn magazines when I was cleaning his desk. I haven't mentioned it because I don't know what to say.

I think we have a good sex life but it makes me insecure that he's reading porn. I'm about 20 pounds overweight, and I don't feel great about my body. He still seems to be attracted to me, though. So, why is he reading porn? Is this normal for men?

 

[TexasBC6]

Re: Let's see, who could this be?

Is this normal for men?

LMAO!

 

[Felonious Monk]

I think we have a good sex life

She can thank porn sites for this.

 

[yyz]

Allow me to disect this:

Dear Janis,
I've been married for 10 years,(He is sick of you.) and I have two young sons.(Stretch marks and "horse hips" are unattractive.) My husband and I have a great relationship,(He can't afford the divorce.) but recently I saw him looking at a porn site on the Web.(Another reason for the "great relationship".) He said he was browsing and got there by mistake,(What? Like this is the first time he's ever lied to you?) but then I found some porn magazines when I was cleaning his desk.(If they aren't "queer" rags, don't sweet it.) I haven't mentioned it because I don't know what to say.(Keep your pie hole shut, toots!)

I think we have a good sex life (Read: "I dabble in oral sex every now and then, but don't really suck it.") but it makes me insecure that he's reading porn.(Because you know those babes are doing what YOU won't!) I'm about 20 pounds overweight, (Which means 40-50) and I don't feel great about my body. (And he HATES it!) He still seems to be attracted to me, though. (See above, about divorce.) So, why is he reading porn? (You are a pig, whom he has grown tired of.) Is this normal for men? (Ask your mom and sisters.)


There you go, ladies.

 

[Snake Plissken]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[djv]

YYZ you da man. Of course he could always grease it up and do the back door. Don't have to look at those sad eyes.

 

[ferdville]

Good idea! He could watch tv at the same time, too!

 

[taoist]

yyz, once again, my friend, you hit the nail on the head....