A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away
with the first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer
is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little Johnny says, "I have a
question for YOU." There are three women sitting on a bench having ice creme: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice creme. The second is gobbling down the top and
sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice creme.
Which one is married?.....The teacher, blushing a great deal,
replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top
and sucked the cone."........To which little Johnny replied, "The
correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like
your thinking."
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away
with the first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer
is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little Johnny says, "I have a
question for YOU." There are three women sitting on a bench having ice creme: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice creme. The second is gobbling down the top and
sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice creme.
Which one is married?.....The teacher, blushing a great deal,
replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top
and sucked the cone."........To which little Johnny replied, "The
correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like
your thinking."
