little johnny

[DOGS THAT BARK]

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan." :0008

 

[hedgehog]

:0002

 

[Trench]

This one's easy...

This one's easy...

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Tea-Baggers.

Not really knowing what a Tea-Bagger is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Tea-Bagger."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a Tea-Bagger?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a liberal independent who thinks for himself."

The teacher asked him why he's a liberal independent who thinks for himself. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a liberal independent who thinks for herself and my Dad's a liberal independent who thinks for himself, so I'm a liberal independent who thinks for myself."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Palin."

:142smilie

 

[Duff Miver]

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Tea-Baggers.

Not really knowing what a Tea-Bagger is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Tea-Bagger."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a Tea-Bagger?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a liberal independent who thinks for himself."

The teacher asked him why he's a liberal independent who thinks for himself. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a liberal independent who thinks for herself and my Dad's a liberal independent who thinks for himself, so I'm a liberal independent who thinks for myself."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Palin."

:142smilie

LOL! :mj07:

 

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DTBlackgumby

so by your thinking Google should be allowed to pay as few taxes as possible . Its the corporate
flim flam tax write offs.

60 billion. That aint nothing right ? If they claim its 60 billion its probably a trillion.

Meanwhile DTBlackgumby is mad about welfare woman getting 80 dollars every two weeks.