Little Johnny

[MadJack]

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Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.
He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "If you drink whiskey every day, you won't get worms!"

 

[heleanth]

Johnny's dad was deer hunting. He gets home, half in the mitt, slurring his words a little. His wife asks, even though she already knows the answer, "Did you get your deer?" He answers, "I was sitting in my deer stand when, all of a sudden, I look up and there is this huge 18-point buck standing not 20 yards in front of me!" The wife perks up, "Then what happened?" He answers, "I got off two quick shots, but by the time I got the cork back in the bottle, he was gone!"opcorn2