Little Johnny.....

[Sportsaholic]

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Teacher asks Johnny what you want to be when you grow up?

"I Wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive club, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe; an Infinite visa card, and make love to her three times a day."

The teacher, not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:

And you Marie, what would you want to be?

"Ma'am, I have no doubt, I want to be Johnny's bitch!"


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[MadJack]

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Teacher asks Johnny what you want to be when you grow up?

"I Wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive club, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe; an Infinite visa card, and make love to her three times a day."

The teacher, not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:

And you Marie, what would you want to be?

"Ma'am, I have no doubt, I want to be Johnny's bitch!"


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Little Johnny! :00hour

 

[Cricket]

Little Johnny... The Mouse



Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"

His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."

Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"

 

[MadJack]

Little Johnny... The Mouse



Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"

His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."

Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"

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[MadJack]

[FONT=&quot]Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?""None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away.""Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."[/FONT]

 

[MadJack]

[FONT=&quot]Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."[/FONT]

 

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