I have a perfect plan to guarantee yourself a World Championship in baseball. I'm looking for a few invester's who would love to adorn a World Series ring on their finger. It's really a simple formula. First we find a team we can buy cheap.One with not much of a fan base. One that would love to win more than anything. As soon as we buy the team we get rid of everyone they have employed. We put people here at Madjack's in there suitable position, you know, we have resident lawyer's and accountant's ect., Then we spend what ever it take's to get the top 7 pitcher's in baseball, ( I know 7 good one's will be hard to find,but we get the best 7 out of the pathetic 300 or so in MLB. Then we go out and get 8 pigmies, I mean 4 ft tall pigmies. Pay them a nice wage ( what's that, $20,000 a year per pigmie:shrug: ). Their only job is to go to the plate, crouch down and never, I MEAN NEVER, swing at anything. (like the old, never take a hit that will bust you in black jack move). I will bet anyone here that the pigmies bat around every inning three time's, ( Our pitcher's have to bat , thus they make he 3 out's.) So we are scoring 15 run's an inning, 135 run's a game. (Do the math)cause we all know, none of the pitcher's in MLB can throw 3 strike's to a pigmie. I believe our pitching staff can strike out enough hitter's on the other team (it wouldn't be hard) that we would be on cruise control, every game. I think we could go the entire season undefeated. Not only that think of all the fan's we could bring to the ballpark. We would make a fortune on merchandise, memorabilia, concessions, ect. I know this need's a few of the kink's worked out,but when it's all put together,we could all sit back and rake in the dough. And put on a nice ring
