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a joke posted her not too long ago about a son asking his dad what the difference is between a realist and an optimist?

I want to forward it to a friend but cannot find what thread it was in. Can anyone help????
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gonna take a guess that this is the joke you might be looking for, but will search further with the clues that you gave :)

A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between *potential* and *reality*?" His father looks up thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it for you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means.

He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your dad, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially we're sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores."
 

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You got it Mama :clap:
Thank you so much. My buddy will love this LOL :mj07:
 

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Good....LOL i was getting sick of trying to find one out there with realist and optomist (even tho i know i've heard one like that, couldn't find it for the life of me!!) :(
 

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LOL

I have even heard one that includes a son who will do it for $1 million so it is realistically 2 sluts and a queer LOL
 

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yeah Blitz.... but as i think it was 6-5 pointed out .... that is only the women who READ playboy that were in that survey... give me Pitt ANYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(oh, and if i remember correctly, that was COLLEGE women ;) ..... even if i had gone to college it would have been over 25 years ago)
 
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