Scientists have announced the discovery of a new type of prion. A prion contains neither DNA nor RNA, is made only out of proteins, yet is somehow able to replicate. Prions are suspected in the transmission of bovine spongiform encephalopathy (?Mad Cow Disease?).
The newly discovered prion nests in the human brain where it send out bizarre, as yet unidentified, electrical impulses which cause the infected person to lie incontrollable, froth at the mouth whenever the name ?Bush? is mentioned and generally commit treasons acts against one country: the United State of America.
The prion is thought to infect a significant portion of the population. Hardest hit are certain television news anchors and ?journalists? for the New York Times and Washington Post.
Thus far, there is no cure, but heavy doses of medication are recommended for treating the symptoms, as it seems that talking logically and factually to the subject has no effect whatsoever. :tongue :tongue
The newly discovered prion nests in the human brain where it send out bizarre, as yet unidentified, electrical impulses which cause the infected person to lie incontrollable, froth at the mouth whenever the name ?Bush? is mentioned and generally commit treasons acts against one country: the United State of America.
The prion is thought to infect a significant portion of the population. Hardest hit are certain television news anchors and ?journalists? for the New York Times and Washington Post.
Thus far, there is no cure, but heavy doses of medication are recommended for treating the symptoms, as it seems that talking logically and factually to the subject has no effect whatsoever. :tongue :tongue
