MadJack .....(in a previous life)

[buddy]

A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention.

"Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jack?", he asks.

"What's he look like?", asks one shoddy looking cowboy.

"Well", replies the Sheriff. "He wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."

"So what's he wanted for?", asks the same cowboy.

"Rustlin'...", replies the Sheriff.

 

[MadJack]

that wasn't ME. he was a great, great uncle

 

[buddy]

Okay men, on the count of three..

"One, Two and go..

"Freezer jolly good fellow..."

 

[djv]

We got to be old to dig up these babies. LOL