MADJACKS CONTEST(A BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION)

beantownjim

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BOYS AFTER VIEWING THE MOST RECENT GOLF OUTING PICTURES NOW I KNOW WHY THE BOOKIES ALWAYS WIN.LOOK AT THE LOSERS WHO ARE SENDING THERE HARD EARNED DOUGH OFFSHORE.WHAT THE F-CK KOTEX I MEAN KOSAR MUST BE A BOOKIES DREAM NOT ONLY IS HE AN ALCHOHOLIC I WOULD BET ANYBODY THE F-CKING KID COULDNT COUNT TO 10 WITHOUT JACKS HELP.JACK WHY DO YOU KEEP INVITING THIS FREELOADER TO YOUR PARTIES:shrug: ANYWAY BOYS I WANT TO SPONSOR A CONTEST AND THIS IS SERIOUS THE WINNER WILL GET TWO DOZEN OF DOUGHNUTS AND A TEE SHIRT THAT SAYS (HARVARD) ON IT.

BOYS HERE IS THE CONTEST AND I WILL PERSONALLY PAY THE PRIZES.CONTEST ONE INVOLVES ROLL TIDE

ANYBODY WHO CAN GUESS HOW MUCH ROLL TIDE WEIGHS BEFORE HE HAS DINNER TONIGHT WILL WIN.I WILL START OUT THIS CONTEST BY TELLING YOU ROLL TIDE IS OVER 3 BILLS.GOOD LUCK FELLAS GUESS ROLL TIDES WEIGHT AND WIN 2 DOZEN OF DOUGHNUTS FROM YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM.

CONTEST TWO INVOLVES KOTEX/KOSAR IF ANYBODY CAN GUESS KOSARS I.Q. AFTER HE HAS BEEN ON A MADJACKS BENDER BELIEVE IT OR NOT HE GETS DUMBER AS HE DRINKS MORE.PERSONALLY I THINK THE KIDS BRAIN NEVER WORKS BUT ACCORDING TO MEDICAL RECORDS HE HAS TO SHOW SOME KINS OF AN I.Q. I KNOW IT MUST BE LOW BUT WHOEVER GUESSES KOSARS I.Q. WILL WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED TEE SHIRT THAT SAYS (HARVARD) ON IT COURTESY OF YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM.

ONE ENTRY PER PERSON AND YOU CAN ONLY GUESS ONCE.ROLL TIDE WILL REVEAL HIS REAL WEIGHT TO US ON THURSDAY AFTERNOON AT 4 PM WHEN THE CONTEST ENDS.

THATS FOR PARTICIPATING FELLAS AND REMEMBER THIS IS A BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION.
 

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I'll say 412 lb.? Tough to tell how tall he is - guessing 6'0. Obviously he can play golf. I always thought the "Roll Tide" was a reference to Bama- guess not :mj07:
 

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screw this contest.

jesus, jimbo, another bad taste post gets dumped.

you can make these posts the day you show up at an event. until then, you remain the no balls wonder. :rolleyes:
 
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