A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking
> guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and
> asks him what he is drinking. Magic Beer he says.
> She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around
> the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else
> worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the
> bar and says, That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?
> Yes, I'll show you. He takes a drink of the beer,
> jumps out the window, flies around the building three
> times and comes back in the window. The lady can't
> believe it: I bet you can't do that again.
> He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window,
> flies round the building three times, and comes back
> in the window.
>
> She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,
> so the guy says to the bartender, Give her one of
> what I'm having. She gets her drink, takes a gulp of
> the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories,
> breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender
> looks up at the guy and says, You know, Superman,
> you're a real a$$hole when you're drunk.
> guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and
> asks him what he is drinking. Magic Beer he says.
> She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around
> the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else
> worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the
> bar and says, That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?
> Yes, I'll show you. He takes a drink of the beer,
> jumps out the window, flies around the building three
> times and comes back in the window. The lady can't
> believe it: I bet you can't do that again.
> He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window,
> flies round the building three times, and comes back
> in the window.
>
> She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,
> so the guy says to the bartender, Give her one of
> what I'm having. She gets her drink, takes a gulp of
> the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories,
> breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender
> looks up at the guy and says, You know, Superman,
> you're a real a$$hole when you're drunk.