Man glued to toilet seat sues Home Depot

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Man glued to toilet seat, sues store
Fri Nov 4, 8:26 AM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Colorado man who had a panic attack when he found he was glued to a toilet seat in a Home Depot restroom has sued the home improvement giant for negligence, saying staff ignored his plight.

Retired electrical engineer Bob Dougherty, 57, said on Thursday he was stuck in the stall with his pants down for about 20 minutes and that two years after the 2003 incident he was suffering from post-traumatic stress, which has triggered diabetes and heart complications.

"I have these nightmares every night where I am locked in this dark room, with no windows, no doors, no fresh air, no route for escape. I wake up in these cold sweats," Dougherty said.

Spokesmen for Home Depot Inc. could not immediately be reached for comment.

Dougherty said in a lawsuit filed last week in Boulder, Colorado, that he thought he was having a heart attack when he realized his buttocks and legs were stuck to the toilet seat in the Home Depot restroom in Louisville, Colorado.

He explained his plight to an employee who came into the restroom but other Home Depot staffers thought it was a hoax and he had to wait until someone else came in to again summon help.

Dougherty is claiming unspecified damages for help with medical and psychiatric bills, for humiliation and for the diabetes he said he has developed as a result of the stress.

"Home Depot not only ignored my plight, they refused my plight," he said. Dougherty said he suspected the glue had been placed there as a prank by three teens seen earlier in the store.

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:violin: Cry me a river, girly man. :s8: You're SO hard done by. All that emotional scarring. "I was glued to the toilet seat and I'm hurt for life and it even caused me to develop diabetes!!! Oh the nightmares, make them stop!" :s4:

Cripes. :bsflag
 

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What's the guy doing taking a crap at Home Depot anyways? You're supposed to pick up a load there, not drop off a load....
 

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What's the guy doing taking a crap at Home Depot anyways? You're supposed to pick up a load there, not drop off a load....


:mj07: :clap:

So, there's a wet sticky substance on the toilet seat but this dumbass just plops himself down on it anyway? And then apparently doesn't realize anything's wrong until the glue has already dried?

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Really. I guess sitting in a white sticky substance in a public place is not out of the ordinary for this guy? :s8: And then he had to sit there for like, what, 30 minutes, until it formed a complete seal to his ass? Damn, he's lucky he got glued to the seat. He might have done something that required brains like operate a power saw had he not been stuck there, and God knows what kind of trouble he could have gotten himself into.
 

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Jeez, if that happened to me I would just break the seat off and go out of the bathroom. I have been drunk enough back in the Mickey's days to break the seats off of toilets. If it was from Home Depot, you know it would break easily enough. Girly man.
 

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Whats funny is that i was in that store this morning picking up some doors to install and as usual i usually take a piss after the drive up to that store near Boulder.

I heard even EL-RUSHBO talking about this the day before and was lmao. Bottom line is i started to piss as an elder home depot guy was zipping up and asked what the deal was and which was the sticky stall lol.

He just pointed to stall 2 of of 5 from the left.

That cracked me up since these losers at home depot cant do their job to start with but they knew that.

LMFAO.
 
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