who ever said that mans best friend is his dog hasnt met my little cocker spanial poodle mix.this dog is 20 pounds of trouble and if my wife wasnt such a good catholic i think i might be packing my bags and getting a divorce by now.this dog is trying to ruin me and my relationship with my wife he wants her attention all the time.guys dont get me wrong i like this dog when we are alone but as soon as my wife gets home its like there married im watching t.v. in the other room and i hear hi puppy mommys home are you hungry boy let mommy get you something to eat i love you and shes not talking to me after that i say dear can i have that piece of steak and some mashed potatoes from last night she says no i gave it to the dog all i have for you is a 6 month old t.v. dinner.i havnt had a t.v. dinner in 20 years now that we have the dog im eating them 3 days a week while my dog eats gourmet meals im being treated like the dog in this family.this dog is taking over as head of the house you will love this one boys my wife always goes to bed early she works in the mornings i usually stay up late and watch howard stern so when i go to bed at midnight the dog is always sleeping next to her on my pillow i say what the f-ck is going on here so i go to move mans best friend and he starts to growl at me and hes pissed because i woke him up guys my lovely wife of 10 years wakes up while we are fighting and sides with the dog she tells me to go sleep on the couch can you believe this bullshit.our sex life is down to nothing my wife says she cant do anything with the dog in the room watching now im not like hugh hefner i dont need sex all the time but once every 10 days or so would be nice.i can live with this dog eating my steak and ruining my sex life but what he does when im watching t.v. i cant handle and i might snap real soon do you know what this little shit does i love to channel surf and look for shows i like this little bastard grabs the remote controll and runs under the couch and hides when i get close to him to grab the remote he bolts to the bedroom and my lovely wife yells at me for waking her up.i know this dog is trying to get me thrown out of the house so he can have my wife to himself but its not going to work because as of tomorrow im going to put my foot down with this little bastard they call mans best friend.yes im going to give him a good kick in his :moon: you got it boys a kick in the arse.BEANTOWNJIM