Marine - JOURNAL

[marine]

Friday,

Today is another boring day. I woke up and had cereal for breakfast. I had chinese for lunch. It was delicious. Some guy named Scott on the internet is going to write a story about me. I guess I must be a little more famous and well known than I had originally thought.
Tonight I am going to drink a beer and watch some TV while some other poor schmucks on the planet are trying to get some sleep so they can get up to work the graveyard shift. It's funny when I think about it, I will be in bed banging my wife while some other goon is strapping on his boot laces to go sit in a cubicle and stare at 4 blank walls.

I like writing in my journal, it makes me feel better about myself.

 

[loophole]

stop marine. i'm having a late lunch and you almost made me snort a french fry out through my nose. ooh-rah.

 

[THE KOD]

Oh my God.


LMFAO !!!!


this journal chit might just work.


Good luck to you and yours.


KinG OF DoGs

 

[marine]

Journal,

I am going to go work out now at the local gym. It should be a good time. With college classes over with there are going to be plenty more good looking women in the gym. The more girls that are there the better chances that one of them will have an affair with me. Of course, when they see me riding the stationary bike with my sweaty balls hanging out of my short shorts they will probably all be lining up for autographs and dropping off their phone numbers. Only one can win my heart tho. I wonder who it will be today?

Then, after my workout I am going to go home and nail my wife and shut my eyes and pretend it is one of the cuties from the gym. I always like doing that. It's fun. Unless the image of the old fat wrinkly guy in the shower pops in my head, then I end up limp and trying to explain to my wife that its really not her fault.

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Re: Marine - JOURNAL

I will be in bed banging my wife while some other goon is strapping on his boot laces to go sit in a cubicle and stare at 4 blank walls.

:lol:

LOL

funny yet so true...

 

[AR182]

"Friday,

Today is another boring day. I woke up and had cereal for breakfast. I had chinese for lunch. It was delicious. Some guy named Scott on the internet is going to write a story about me. I guess I must be a little more famous and well known than I had originally thought.
Tonight I am going to drink a beer and watch some TV while some other poor schmucks on the planet are trying to get some sleep so they can get up to work the graveyard shift. It's funny when I think about it, I will be in bed banging my wife while some other goon is strapping on his boot laces to go sit in a cubicle and stare at 4 blank walls.

I like writing in my journal, it makes me feel better about myself."




marine,

i think that is one of the funniest post that i have read here!!!

 

[marine]

Dear Journal,

Its saturday morning, 1000. Its a crappy day out so far. Rainy, foggy, miserable really. So instead of getting up out of bed right away, the wife and I had sex again. It was right around 0800. I would bet a lot of money that when I was having sex this morning there was some other knucklehead sitting in front of his computer typing up a report for work or yapping on his cell phone trying to justify his self importance.

But I was doing it doggy style.

I had to clean up doggy crap today already too. They are our dogs, but I take care of the poop. It could be worse, I could be a salesman or something really bad.


Thanks for listening journal.

 

[yyz]

Jack Handy would be proud...............

 

[THE KOD]

I mean thats some funny stuff in there you wrote about your days and thoughts.

Its like you found your niche or something.


PS .... I got half my story already written and you figure in it prominently. You are like the leading man role. Hope you started yours already. Times a wasting. Unless you peter out of it with some lame excuse after all that venting you did.


KinG OF DoGs

 

[marine]

Scott,
I offered, you denied

I offered again, you denied my challenge again.

And now you are begging me to come back and write. Well, I just might have to. I mean, this would make a great journal entry... people on the internet BEGGING me for a story I wrote.

But scotty not so hotty, I am not going to give you the please of seeing your name in print.
I am thinking something along the lines of BahamaMama, Megami and NickiD in a desert island orgy.

 

[THE KOD]

Scott,
I offered, you denied

I offered again, you denied my challenge again.

And now you are begging me to come back and write. Well, I just might have to. I mean, this would make a great journal entry... people on the internet BEGGING me for a story I wrote.

But scotty not so hotty, I am not going to give you the please of seeing your name in print.
I am thinking something along the lines of BahamaMama, Megami and NickiD in a desert island orgy.

....................................................................


do you remember saying that if I didnt accept you would put that chicken chit thing on for eternity. So I accepted. Step up .

I wouldnt be gross or nasty with it.

Never know who might be reading it.

Jack might have to censor it. that would be a shame.
You would be disqualified.

Try to write something decent. Thats what I am going to do. But you know the old saying stupid is as stupid does. I got you as group leader with kosar and loopy bringing up the rear.

They are getting pissed taking orders from you though. But kosar is still saluting you so thats good.

Hope that helps.

KinG OF DoGs[Size]

 

[Blazer]