MARINE RUNS FOR PRESIDENT!

[marine]

I will be running in the next election.

Key stumping points:
1. WWII should have been finished by 1943. Had we executed our global test we would have known that Japan had WMD's and would attack a US territory.
2. WWI should/could have been avoided by talking to our political friends first and longer
3. Had WWI been avoided, then obviously WWII never would have come about.
4. To appeal to minority voters, I will make a mockery of past presidents such as Washington and Jefferson and slander their names for keeping slaves in the white house. Shame on them.
5. I would have given more money in grants to people like the Wright brothers. No reason they shouldn't have been flying 8 yrs prior. Damn government holding them back.
6. I will promise more jobs. Its easy, we will have the unemployed build houses for the homeless

I would like to be a part of the demoncrap party.

For current die hard hippies and tree huggers the above can be translated to:

I WILL CODDLE YOU AND COMPLETE THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA

 

[Clem D]

Do you still like mens ass?

 

[Turfgrass]

I will be running in the next election.

Key stumping points:
1. WWII should have been finished by 1943. Had we executed our global test we would have known that Japan had WMD's and would attack a US territory.
2. WWI should/could have been avoided by talking to our political friends first and longer
3. Had WWI been avoided, then obviously WWII never would have come about.
4. To appeal to minority voters, I will make a mockery of past presidents such as Washington and Jefferson and slander their names for keeping slaves in the white house. Shame on them.
5. I would have given more money in grants to people like the Wright brothers. No reason they shouldn't have been flying 8 yrs prior. Damn government holding them back.
6. I will promise more jobs. Its easy, we will have the unemployed build houses for the homeless

I would like to be a part of the demoncrap party.

For current die hard hippies and tree huggers the above can be translated to:

I WILL CODDLE YOU AND COMPLETE THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA

Face the music my friend. America has almost reached a critical mass of "citizens" who believe that it is the role of government to smooth every bump on the road and to solve every personal problem. These people believe that it is the government's responsibility, not their own, to get them a job. It's the government's job to monitor and take care of their health. It's the government's job to provide for their retirement, take care of their children, find them a place to live, and feed them.

I guess you can say that the dependency class came by it honestly. What do you expect of people who are educated by the government? Doesn't it make perfect sense that people who are educated by the government would come away with that experience believing that government is the solution to all their problems?

Know this: The people who inhabit this country today could never pull off what our forefathers did in discovering and settling this country and in fighting for its independence. Independence is the last thing the average American wants today.

Even if George Bush does win reelection today it won't mean that our Republic is not in a true jam. There is no way this election should be this close, but it is. The very fact that someone with no record to run on and no plan for the future, except to grow the size of government, should be polling over 40% of the vote.

 

[Chanman]

Good post, again, Turf.
Clem, how quickly we forget...WTF?

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Turf:

Couldn't agree with you more that there is no reason this election should be close. The fact that 50% of the electorate is going to re-elect a man who invaded a country that posed no threat to the US and killed between 15,000 and 100,000 people in doing so and who permits, because of a diversion into this country, and allows the murderer of 3000 + Americans to go free some 3 1/2 years after the attack and scoff at the US on tv is unbelievable.

Ed

 

[Turfgrass]

More Anti Bush than Pro Kerry is all I see....


Just remember Kerry has a better plan...maybe.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Turf:

All kidding aside, you are right, I am totally anti-Bush. If elected, I think Kerry may surprise but my vote is against Bush.

Ed

 

[Chanman]

Eddie- ready for a trip down memory lane?

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=160714

 

[marine]

Know this: The people who inhabit this country today could never pull off what our forefathers did in discovering and settling this country and in fighting for its independence. Independence is the last thing the average American wants today.

Can't agree more man. I already stated a while back, take a look at the population of this country vs the number of people that stepped up and made it great. Now name 10 people (in the last 100 yrs) nearly as influential, visionary, or responsible as the founding fathers.
Even tho the popultion has increased tenfold, you are hard pressed to do it.

This country has been so pussified and watered down it makes me sick to wonder where we are going to be 20 yrs from now.

People are sheep. Heck, if you want proof watch the people at a subway station go thru a set of double doors.
If one door is open, people will stand in line for minutes to get thru it. Even though the door right next to it is closed (but actually works) people would rather stand in line and moo and baa like sheep.