May 1st Tennis Action

[kickserv]

2023 Tennis Record
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Parlay 3-11
Head to Head 30-38
Over/Under 3-3
Game Spread 11-15
Prop 20-22
Futures 0-0

+13.28 units


Roman Safiullin beat Bernabe Zapata Miralles $2.75 (+175) *1 unit

Christian Garin beat Taylor Fritz $3.00 (+200) *0.75 unit

Iga Swiatek -6.5 games beat Ekaterina Alexandrova $1.91 (-110) *1.25 units

Cameron Norrie -4.5 games beat Zhizhen Zhang $2.15 (+115) *0.75 unit

 

[kickserv]

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[JOSHNAUDI]

Technically that is a crack picture

 

[Smitty]

my lord, this is almost 30 years ago. girl i was dating wanted me to teach her how to play tennis. she bought one of those little skirts. and she put on a thong underneath it. we weren't on the court very long. man, i miss her.

 

[Smitty]

did anyone tell Garin he's supposed to win??? :facepalm:

 

[kickserv]

did anyone tell Garin he's supposed to win??? :facepalm:

He was distracted by the picture I posted....my bad.

 

[kickserv]

my lord, this is almost 30 years ago. girl i was dating wanted me to teach her how to play tennis. she bought one of those little skirts. and she put on a thong underneath it. we weren't on the court very long. man, i miss her.

Smitty posting the kind of letters I used to read in Hustler back in the day.

 

[kickserv]

Technically that is a crack picture

#crackiswack

 

[kickserv]

A total disaster on May 1st.......

kickserv selections = sucked elephant anus:banghead:



2023 Tennis Record
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Parlay 3-11
Head to Head 30-40
Over/Under 3-3
Game Spread 11-17
Prop 20-22
Futures 0-0

+9.53 units

 

[Smitty]

Smitty posting the kind of letters I used to read in Hustler back in the day.

ah, a man who read hustler for the articles.

 

[kickserv]

ah, a man who read hustler for the articles.

kickserv = cultured.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

I submitted a story to Hustler back in late 94 or early 95. I don't believe it was published. There's an old IBM 386 somewhere that has that file plus all of my Freshman year papers on it. Since we were in the dorm, I ordered every free item out of that magazine. Had dip, chew and Adam & Eve movies showing up monthly. The good ol days.

Better luck tomorrow kick

 

[kickserv]

This tennis thread has turned into a Hustler thread:00hour