TO: All Posters
DATE: March 28, 2002
RE: Foul Language
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the forum have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their fellow posters. Due to complaints received from some posters who are easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with other posters. Therefore, a list of new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive posters.
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that is not feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f u c king way!
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me.
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with . . .
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f u c k?
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure I can implement this.
INSTEAD OF: F u c k it, it won't work.
TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f u c k cares?
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the problem.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Bite me.
TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit.
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a f u c king prick.
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more experience.
INSTEAD OF: What the f u c k are you doing?
DATE: March 28, 2002
RE: Foul Language
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the forum have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their fellow posters. Due to complaints received from some posters who are easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with other posters. Therefore, a list of new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive posters.
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that is not feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f u c king way!
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me.
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with . . .
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f u c k?
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure I can implement this.
INSTEAD OF: F u c k it, it won't work.
TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f u c k cares?
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the problem.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Bite me.
TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit.
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a f u c king prick.
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more experience.
INSTEAD OF: What the f u c k are you doing?
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