Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Senate
All the leftists were stirring
Yes every minute
They concocted, they planned
Keeping their heads in the sand
But what could they do
Americans were not blue!
The leftists did seek
To have a good fight
Not with Al Qeada
But with the Bushes and the Right!
They tried to cast over
All through the land
Doom, gloom and sadness --
Take away Christmas! -- yes they can!
With the ACLU
And the stench on the bench
The leftists may steal Christmas
Just like the Grinch!
Then all of a sudden
There rose such a shudder
There's joy in citizen's hearts
Teddy....Howard...Michael...Whats the matter???
You see, their song doesn't ring
At home in people's minds
Not a word of solution
All they do is criticize
Howard wants to create
An Al Qaeda Bill of Rights
To **** with our country
With the terrorists we will fight
We will try to not win and
For a name we will choose
"Terrorist" for our soldiers
How else can we lose?
We will stop all our spies
Handcuff every cop
Make up more lies
Enlist the media at the top
Then the enemy can do
Whatever they please
And America will be ready
To be brought to her knees
Al Qaeda could never be
Any more seasoned
Than a leftist in action
Waging his treason!
