MEXICAN JEWS

[MadJack]

TWO OLD JEWISH MEN, SID AND AL, ARE SITTING IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT IN SOUTH TEXAS. ONE DAY, SID ASKS AL, "DO YOU KNOW OF ANY PEOPLE OF OUR FAITH BORN AND RAISED IN MEXICO?" AL REPLIES, "I DON'T KNOW, LET'S ASK OUR WAITER.
WHEN THE WAITER ARRIVES, AL ASKS, "ARE THERE ANY MEXICAN JEWS?" THE WAITER SAYS, "I DON'T KNOW, SENOR, I ASK THE COOKS." HE RETURNS FROM THE KITCHEN A FEW MINUTES LATER AND SAYS, "NO, SENOR, THE COOK SAY NO MEXICAN JEWS
AL ISN'T SATISFIED AND ASKS, "ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?" THE WAITER, REALIZING HE IS DEALING WITH 'GRINGOS,' REPLIES, "I CHECK ONCE AGAIN, SENOR.
...
WHILE THE WAITER IS AWAY, SID SAYS, "I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE NO JEWS IN MEXICO. OUR PEOPLE ARE SCATTERED EVERYWHERE." AL ASKS, "ARE YOU CERTAIN? I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE NO MEXICAN JEWS."
THE EXASPERATED WAITER SAYS, "SENOR, I ASK EVERYONE... ALL WE HAVE IS ORANGE JEWS, GRAPE JEWS, PRUNE JEWS AND TOMATO JEWS.

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[yyz]

Jew gotta be kidding me......

 

[Sportsaholic]

Why is everyone picking on Al today......:shrug:

 

[AR182]

Why is everyone picking on Al today......:shrug:

LOL!! Except I'm from Brooklyn....

 

[Morris]

:lol:

 

[smurphy]

could have been a better punch line :0003

 

[MadJack]

could have been a better punch line :0003

Give it a shot, let's hear it. :0003

 

[william13]

TWO OLD JEWISH MEN, SID AND AL, ARE SITTING IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT IN SOUTH TEXAS. ONE DAY, SID ASKS AL, "DO YOU KNOW OF ANY PEOPLE OF OUR FAITH BORN AND RAISED IN MEXICO?" AL REPLIES, "I DON'T KNOW, LET'S ASK OUR WAITER.
WHEN THE WAITER ARRIVES, AL ASKS, "ARE THERE ANY MEXICAN JEWS?" THE WAITER SAYS, "I DON'T KNOW, SENOR, I ASK THE COOKS." HE RETURNS FROM THE KITCHEN A FEW MINUTES LATER AND SAYS, "NO, SENOR, THE COOK SAY NO MEXICAN JEWS
AL ISN'T SATISFIED AND ASKS, "ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?" THE WAITER, REALIZING HE IS DEALING WITH 'GRINGOS,' REPLIES, "I CHECK ONCE AGAIN, SENOR.
...
WHILE THE WAITER IS AWAY, SID SAYS, "I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE NO JEWS IN MEXICO. OUR PEOPLE ARE SCATTERED EVERYWHERE." AL ASKS, "ARE YOU CERTAIN? I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE NO MEXICAN JEWS."
THE EXASPERATED WAITER SAYS, "SENOR, I ASK EVERYONE... ALL WE HAVE IS ORANGE JEWS, GRAPE JEWS, PRUNE JEWS AND TOMATO JEWS.

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has the feel of a BEANTOWN post ... :0003

 

[smurphy]

Give it a shot, let's hear it. :0003

OK I'll try to produce something.

 

[The Joker]

OK I'll try to produce something.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

could have been a better punch line :0003

OK I'll try to produce something.

Surprised a bunch of MJ fruits couldn't squeeze out these puns

 

[smurphy]

Sorry joker, I'm just not regularly under this much strain.

 

[Construct Carl]

lol




jews

 

[T]

lol




jews

Carl are you a racist ? Cause I have many friends of race,creed and color.

99% of them would laugh at you...But then again all of the racist people I know are either ignorant or just fucking stupid.

 

[Salty]

:0003

 

[Construct Carl]

Carl are you a racist ? Cause I have many friends of race,creed and color.

99% of them would laugh at you...But then again all of the racist people I know are either ignorant or just fucking stupid.

lol




mexicans

 

[BigFatLooza]

TWO OLD JEWISH MEN, SID AND AL, ARE SITTING IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT IN SOUTH TEXAS. ONE DAY, SID ASKS AL, "DO YOU KNOW OF ANY PEOPLE OF OUR FAITH BORN AND RAISED IN MEXICO?" AL REPLIES, "I DON'T KNOW, LET'S ASK OUR WAITER.
WHEN THE WAITER ARRIVES, AL ASKS, "ARE THERE ANY MEXICAN JEWS?" THE WAITER SAYS, "I DON'T KNOW, SENOR, I ASK THE COOKS." HE RETURNS FROM THE KITCHEN A FEW MINUTES LATER AND SAYS, "NO, SENOR, THE COOK SAY NO MEXICAN JEWS
AL ISN'T SATISFIED AND ASKS, "ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?" THE WAITER, REALIZING HE IS DEALING WITH 'GRINGOS,' REPLIES, "I CHECK ONCE AGAIN, SENOR.
...
WHILE THE WAITER IS AWAY, SID SAYS, "I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE NO JEWS IN MEXICO. OUR PEOPLE ARE SCATTERED EVERYWHERE." AL ASKS, "ARE YOU CERTAIN? I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE NO MEXICAN JEWS."
THE EXASPERATED WAITER SAYS, "SENOR, I ASK EVERYONE... ALL WE HAVE IS ORANGE JEWS, GRAPE JEWS, PRUNE JEWS AND TOMATO JEWS.

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Meh. Kinda funny I guess.