The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this,
and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria : "Well, Se?ora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife : "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria : "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife : "Oh yeah?"
Maria : "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife : "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria : "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated : "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria : "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you
Wife : (Really boiling now and gritting her teeth):
"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria : "No Se?ora....the gardener did."
Wife : "So, how much do you think would be fair?"
?"
and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria : "Well, Se?ora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife : "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria : "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife : "Oh yeah?"
Maria : "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife : "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria : "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated : "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria : "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you
Wife : (Really boiling now and gritting her teeth):
"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria : "No Se?ora....the gardener did."
Wife : "So, how much do you think would be fair?"
?"
