Mexico for Spring Break

[Felonious Monk]

I've noticed that there are quite a few Texans in here along with quite a few other bordering states. I was wanting to know if anyone has been to South Padre or Mexico within the past 5 years or so. The last time I went was in '93 and we had a kick ass time.

I remember seeing license plates all the way from New York so it's obviously a big attraction for the Breakers. Besides being drunk about 90% of the day, we managed to do alot of fun shit without getting in trouble.

And when you're drunk, you do alot of off the wall type shit too. For instance, I paid a guy $5 to electrocute me outside of some bar in Matamoros, Mexico. He has a little hand cranked generator with some electrodes. He would hook you up, start cranking, throw a switch, and you would get a terrific electric shock.

Another legendary place is "Boys Town" in Nuevo Laredo located further southeast from Padre. Never been there but I've heard of some great stories and they all seem to match up about the same. The most popular event is the "Donkey Show" where you get to see a donkey stick his big one in the ass of some prostitute. Makes you think just who the hell you're stickin' it to when you go down there.

Anyone else heard about this and have any other stories to share?

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

I will be heading to Cancun from Feb 10-17, if anyone else is going there let me know.


thanks

 

[ClubFoot]

Re: Mexico for Spring Break

And when you're drunk, you do alot of off the wall type shit too. For instance, I paid a guy $5 to electrocute me outside of some bar in Matamoros, Mexico. He has a little hand cranked generator with some electrodes. He would hook you up, start cranking, throw a switch, and you would get a terrific electric shock.

Does he get to take all of your money if he can crank it up enough to kill you?

 

[MadJack]

electrocute? you kids are nuts

my SB days were in the 70's. did shit like, eating light bulbs, eating shot glasses, eating live maryland crabs, swallowing live toads, but never been electrocuted. nope!

LMAO!

 

[kevinmac_99]

Well dayum Jack I guess if you did get electrocuted your :moon: would just light up.......

LMAO

Kevinmac_99

 

[spits]

Cancun

Cancun

Time To Make $$$$$, have a great time in Cancun! I went last Feb and had a great time. Fine women all over the place
The memories ohhhh the memories....damn I gotta go back!!!

Clubs to go party at: La Boom, Dady O's, Dady Rock's, Fat Tuesday's will be nuts during spring break, Senor Frog's ain't bad, Coco Bongo's will be packed.

SPITS

 

[spits]

By the Way

By the Way

by the way...keep track of all the cities you meet ladies from...I was all over the place.

Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary,

South Beach, San Francisco, Dallas, Houston, Phoenix, Chicago....

It was silly, God Bless Cancun and the women who go there to party.

SPITS

 

[Time Will Tell]

Is any one checking out Mardi Gras this year?

 

[Gmarco]

I went to Cancun three yrs in a row & Key West once I was of age. Cancun is hands down awesome. Back in my day (St Joe's '96) we went to all those places mentioned above, but you have to go to the FOAM PARTY ....I think it is at the OASIS HOTEL at a place called UPS N DOWN..If you are at least 6ft tall it is good, b/c all of the young short girls need help getting out of the foam.
Also since most of the places are "all you can drink for "x" amount of dollars, most young college people don't tip. This is where you make your move, as soon as you get there, you and your buddies go up to the bar and tip the bartender a $20 spot, each of you guys. The bartenders will hook you up ALL NIGHT, no waiting for drinks, make eye contact from the back of the line, all of the sudden drinks appear. Trust me, I don't remember some cab rides home.

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

I have bben all over Mexico, and I tell you they treat you like a God there. As soon as the women hear you say " I am from Canada/Usa, they are all over you"

 

[chefbookie]

I have never "done" Cancun but last year me and some buddys went to San Jose, Costa Rica. Beautiful Spanish women and Gambling all night make for a Interesting weekend. One that I highly recomend.

One night I was up late gambling in the casino and in walks a guy with three bodygaurds. I watched him get his own "Rummy 21" table(they do'nt have real blackjack but simlar) He must have blew 10 dimes in 10 mins. He then thanked the pit boss and left. I asked the pit boss who he was and I was told that he owns one of the Largest and Oldest Online Offshore Books in Costa Rica. When I asked about the money he had just spent he said" that the hotel manger had lost a Basketball game earlier in the day and instead of being paid in cash he takes Casino Credit. I highly recomend a "boys" weekend down there. I also did some deep sea fishing and that was also great!!! The Blue Marlin is a San Jose ICON!!!!!!!!