Middle East Geography Test

[smurphy]

http://www.rethinkingschools.org/just_fun/games/mapgame.html

Curious to see how the political forum participants do. I used to know every country on the globe ...but that was 1985. Still haven't learned all those pesky ex-Soviet nations, but I think Ali-G's Borak character is from one of them.

 

[bjfinste]

For f*ck's sake, Saul. It's Borat, not Borak. I expect more out of you on subjects like this.

 

[smurphy]

Sorry, Finster. Borak is from that cartoon on Adult Swim, I think. Borat is the good natured immigrant from Kazakhstan.

"In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis. "

So Bush recently had to sit down with the president of Kazakhstan and discuss Borat's new movie. Bush had to attempt to appease an angry nation over a funny but insulting movie made by a Brit because we need to make sure and have enough asses kissed over there to gain access to natural gas. That would have been a funny conversation...."Now, Mr. President - most Americans don't agree with Ali G. He represents the smallest of minority viewpoints in Amah-ika (Bush has trouble with letter R)".

"Democracy is different in America. For example: women CAN vote but horse can not! "

"My wife she is dead...she die in a field...she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife. "

There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute. "
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[SixFive]

i was weak in Africa.