Monday Night and Week 9.. The Death Threats were forwarded to the Authorities.

[Clem D]

For those of you keeping score at home, (and I know you are.) Johnny from Iowa wrote in that I forgot to put the Giant play from last week into my record when I was trying to catch the middle on the BTI Teaser from last week. He says and I quote "Even though you were on Dallas all week and only using the Giants to catch a MIDDLE, you need to track that for your record you degenerate fuck." So that said record before yesterdays small little bump in the road was:
12-10-1 on straight plays
+6.5 units
Parlays 0-6 -5.5 units
Teasers 5-3 +6.5 units
Updated record
14-17-1 minus 14.5 units :sadwave: on straight Action
Parlays 0-7 minus 7 units
Teasers 6-3 +9 units with 1 pending. I need the Texans +16 tonight, Which gives us another huge middle oppurtunity With the Colts -5.5. Played the colts -5.5 for 3 units to help start digging out.
The Seahag laughed her ass to sleep last night after my misfortune. Probably my worst day handicapping that I can remember. It got so bad that I actually asked the Hag for a hug for comfort. Needless to say I came to my senses and simply went to the massage parlor and decorated a nice Korean broad's shirt with the Map of Hawaii. When I came home I checked my voicemail, email, chainmail and found 43 death threats and one offer to help me leave town before Shmuly The Jew gets back from the Holy Land.
Other than trying to catch the Middle on the game tonight I will probably lay off it. I do think the week 9 card looks pretty nice so far and have already made a few moves. The first play made was on the Bears /Bills game in Toronto.
I got on this at Bears -1.5 when the Line originated and think it is up to 3 already (Sharp Money). Bills after two heartbreakers in Overtime on the road and now they come "home" to toronto to play the Bears off a bye who should be fresh and ready to roll on this tired team.
Bears -1.5 5 units
Play it up to 3 if you are asking.

Bears over 41. Bills havefound some offense under Fitzpatrick but really can't stop a Martz type scheme with a two weeks to prepare. See this going way over. Look for Hester to score on a return here to help our cause.
4 units

Think both of the above look beautiful as teaser keys.
This is already the BTI NFl play
Bears +8.5
Bears Over 31
Baltimore +4.5
4 units

Parlyed it for 1 unit
Bears-1.5
over 41
Ravens-5.5

On te Blow the Inh. play
Parlay is 400 /2400
teaser 1650/1500

 

[Clem D]

Made a sizable move on the Colt over 24.5 for the second half. Texans are a notorious second half scoring team.

4 units


Texans + half point
2 units

Think They score and get within a td here

 

[Clem D]

Can I Get Lucky and Hit the Middle two weeks in a row? :0074

 

[Clem D]

Indy on the Short week banged up bad, monday night flop in effect. Philly Like 10 or 11 and Whoa off the bye. Public taking the colts at a 69% clip likely to go up into the seventies.. Eagles minus 3 looks nice wish it would drop to 2.5 might buy the hook if need be. think they will be the play.

Maybe another teaser "key" team as an adjusted home dawgie.

Yesterday I shot the Middle!! Hit the two halftimes as well. I smell a fun weekend coming:toast:

 

[Clem D]

Anyone have any thoughts on these plays? Feell free to use my threads to discuss any games.

 

[Clem D]

After hitting the middle opp. and the 2 second halfs on Monday we stand at 17-17-1 on straight plays. -5.5 units
Teasers are now at 7-3 + 9.5 units.

Going to use the bear teased total of 31in a couple more plays. Shopping for numbers.. Be back.

What do you guys think of the 31 or the other 2 plays?

 

[genosays]

Talk here in Chicago radio is that Martz is finally going to have the Bears run a little more vs the weak Buffalo run defense .... not sure I believe that and do like your over 31 teaser on Bears/Bill total .... also really like the Bears to win for what that is worth .... good luck

 

[Clem D]

Chicago over 31
Houston over 40.5
Atlanta pk

2 unit teaser



Jets off the home shut out against a team that is rapidly becoming a public darling. Made this line 10 before the season started. Jets -5.5 seems like a bargain to me.

2 units

Panthers+6
Hard game against the STeelers on an emotional high last week only natural for the AIn'ts to be a little flat. Saints are a different team on the road anyway. No run game and Brees is banged up. Panthers have almost nothing but they play hard for Fox.

3 units


Good luck today

 

[Clem D]

Carolina is at 6.5 not 6

 

[redsfann]

Johnny from Iowa wrote in

I'm not Johnny, but I'm in Iowa. Where does this clown live and since I like ya, Clem, I can go over and, er, "rearrange his priorities for him" if you'd like....:142smilie

Good Luck today...

 

[theGibber1]

Chicago over 31
Houston over 40.5
Atlanta pk

2 unit teaser



Jets off the home shut out against a team that is rapidly becoming a public darling. Made this line 10 before the season started. Jets -5.5 seems like a bargain to me.

2 units

Panthers+6
Hard game against the STeelers on an emotional high last week only natural for the AIn'ts to be a little flat. Saints are a different team on the road anyway. No run game and Brees is banged up. Panthers have almost nothing but they play hard for Fox.

3 units


Good luck today

Nice.. looks like we are on the same page.. Just posted the Panthers pick myself.

GL

 

[Clem D]

I'm not Johnny, but I'm in Iowa. Where does this clown live and since I like ya, Clem, I can go over and, er, "rearrange his priorities for him" if you'd like....:142smilie

Good Luck today...

Nice RedsFANN!! Your Hired

 

[Clem D]

Can someone leave back door open for me in that Carolina Game? Bears game is a little to tight for me too right now.
Philly -3
4 units

See above for the reasons

 

[Clem D]

Glad I moved Early On Da bears!! Vegas had that right on the money. 3 41. Wow. Big day today. Teasers are red hot in the league where they play for pay.
Uncle Clem hit the Blow the Inheritence Teaser and Had two hits and push on the three team parlay so it becomes a nice 2 teamer for 400.

Need the Eaqles late:0corn

 

[theGibber1]

Glad I moved Early On Da bears!! Vegas had that right on the money. 3 41. Wow. Big day today. Teasers are red hot in the league where they play for pay.
Uncle Clem hit the Blow the Inheritence Teaser and Had two hits and push on the three team parlay so it becomes a nice 2 teamer for 400.

Need the Eaqles late:0corn

glad it worked out for you.. I had the hook at 41.5:facepalm:

And under Det 42.5

Those are the ones that sting:facepalm:

Still did just fine today though
Cheers:mj06:

 

[Clem D]

glad it worked out for you.. I had the hook at 41.5:facepalm:

And under Det 42.5

Those are the ones that sting:facepalm:

Still did just fine today though
Cheers:mj06:

Sometimes gibber you do the work and you lose, but you take solace knowing you were on the right side.

For me the Eagles were the right side. The refs had the Colts +3. :0corn. A game like this used to cost me a tv set whether I was home or at the bar. The TV was going..Nowadays the New Jeff doesn't take it out on the TV. I have matured. Besides those new Hd Fuckers cost too much to replace. So Now if I'm out you can count on me going top shelf or upper decking their bathroom.
:shrug: