...more deep thoughts....

[taoist]

Nowadays when I play poker, I think about my last girlfriend.... Her name was Michelle and she was a real bit*h, but she released certain chemicals in my brain that felt a lot like folding on a 5-8 suited only to see two 5's and an 8 follow the dead hand. She made me feel the way a nice girl never could, like a loser with a chance. :jump:


...actually I borrowed this from an article I read ("Swimming with the online card sharks") about playing poker on-line, but I thought it was a funny quote and obviously had no choice but to substitute my ex's name for his. Credit goes to the author, Stephen Elliott.


...by the way, Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone!!! :drinky: :drinky:

 

[cooz3]

theres nothing sadder than seeing a mosquito trying to suck the blood from a mummy...give it up little guy..

 

[taoist]

I certainly hope that wasn't intended for me....

...will give you the benefit of the doubt.

...thanks to my friend dogface.

...too many shots of tequila on Cinco de mayo. :drinky:

 

[dogface]

taoist...

taoist...

Not to intrude, but I think cooz3 was just giving a deep thought of his own.

I think the little dude comment was towards the mosquito waisting time on the mummy.

Hope that stops a possible argument, 2 different deep thoughts, not one aimed at either person!

dogface


PS: If I am wrong, use mine as a deep thought! lol

 

[taoist]

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[cooz3]

taoist..that certainly wasnt a crack at you...dogface got it right...that was just a comical deep thought from the great jack handy...sorry if it seemed like a jab at you ...cooz