...more deep thoughts....

taoist

The Sage
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Well, I figured that it was about time I bored all of you with a few more of my incessant ramblings.... :jump:

You're Welcome.


DEEP THOUGHTS....

I was seeing a psychiatrist to help me with my overwhelming need for instant gratification, but I bailed out when I learned how long the treatment was going to take.... :D


I knew my last girlfriend cared deeply for me when she whispered into my ear: "Would it kill ya to take a bath!?" :eek:


If the shoe fits, aren't you "already" wearing it? :confused:


Vegetius said: If you want peace, prepare for war.
Paul the Apostle said: If you want peace, work for justice.
Twenty bucks says: Vegetius kicks Paul's ass in a paint-ball fight. ;)


As a CIA employee, whenever I hear that the Agency is programming people's minds, I have to laugh. I don't "want" to laugh when I hear this, but I have to because that's the way they programmed my mind.... :shrug:


I believe sex is the most fun you can have without vomiting.... :cool:


If I was a carpenter, and you were a gorgeous young lady, you wouldn't have to pay me to remodel your bathroom. Nor would I have to pay you for sex.... :p


:weed:
 
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