Sometimes when I go for job interviews, I get the feeling that they don't give enough weight to my Ph.D. in document forgery.... SIB
I've got a sneaky suspicion that "thinking outside the box" is precisely what got me fired from my job at the box factory....
If they'd fill the air bags in cars with helium, injured people could entertain themselves by making funny voices until the paramedics arrive....
:jump:
Sometimes I'll stand on top of my apartment balcony railing, close my eyes, tilt my head skyward, stretch my arms out and think to myself, "This always ends badly. Why do I keep doing this?" :shrug:
:weed:
I've got a sneaky suspicion that "thinking outside the box" is precisely what got me fired from my job at the box factory....
If they'd fill the air bags in cars with helium, injured people could entertain themselves by making funny voices until the paramedics arrive....
:jump:
Sometimes I'll stand on top of my apartment balcony railing, close my eyes, tilt my head skyward, stretch my arms out and think to myself, "This always ends badly. Why do I keep doing this?" :shrug:
:weed:
