If John Henry Williams is an example of baseball great Ted William's DNA, why would anybody want to buy it? :shrug:
After seeing Anna Kournikova lose yet again in the first round at Wimbledon, I really felt for her. However, my sincere outpouring of sympathy was only met with an elbow to the ribs from the wife. :look:
I was skipping rocks with God the other day, and he was getting upset that I could skip better than him, so he picked up Hawaii and skipped it across the Pacific. That God! What a cut-up....
Without being really rude, how can you tell if a gift horse brushes regularly? :shrug:
A sure-fire way to win "best costume" at the next Halloween party is to have somebody embed a real chainsaw blade into your shoulder. Timing is crucial, though -- you don't want to pass out from loss of blood after 10 minutes, long before the costume judging begins. Like I did.... :nono:
I don't want to hurt Grandma's feelings, but it's embarrassing to be the only Hell's Angel with a crocheted motorcycle cozy.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a hollow-point .38 slug could take out my entire liver.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, great. If not, it's probably having dinner with someone more attractive than you.
Nobody knows the trouble I seen, but that's probably because nobody has quite as many mini-cameras installed in the guest bedroom.... SIB
:weed:
After seeing Anna Kournikova lose yet again in the first round at Wimbledon, I really felt for her. However, my sincere outpouring of sympathy was only met with an elbow to the ribs from the wife. :look:
I was skipping rocks with God the other day, and he was getting upset that I could skip better than him, so he picked up Hawaii and skipped it across the Pacific. That God! What a cut-up....
Without being really rude, how can you tell if a gift horse brushes regularly? :shrug:
A sure-fire way to win "best costume" at the next Halloween party is to have somebody embed a real chainsaw blade into your shoulder. Timing is crucial, though -- you don't want to pass out from loss of blood after 10 minutes, long before the costume judging begins. Like I did.... :nono:
I don't want to hurt Grandma's feelings, but it's embarrassing to be the only Hell's Angel with a crocheted motorcycle cozy.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a hollow-point .38 slug could take out my entire liver.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, great. If not, it's probably having dinner with someone more attractive than you.
Nobody knows the trouble I seen, but that's probably because nobody has quite as many mini-cameras installed in the guest bedroom.... SIB
:weed:
