Joke: My girlfriend invited me to her house to watch Netflix.

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She says ?Stay here, I have to do laundry really quickly.?

Out of nowhere, her sexy sister comes in and sits by me.

She asks ?Do you want to have sex before she gets back??

I got up and went straight to my car.

My girlfriend was outside the door and hugged me, and said ?I knew I could trust you.?

Moral of the story: always leave your condoms in the car.
 

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She says ?Stay here, I have to do laundry really quickly.?

Out of nowhere, her sexy sister comes in and sits by me.

She asks ?Do you want to have sex before she gets back??

I got up and went straight to my car.

My girlfriend was outside the door and hugged me, and said ?I knew I could trust you.?

Moral of the story: always leave your condoms in the car.


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