Drunken bum walks down the street, approaches a young beauty and says, "May I tickle your ass with a feather?"
She shouts, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Drunk replies, "My, it's lovely weather."
Drunk approaches another young beauty...same comment, same response, same reply.
A while later, no beauties to be seen. Drunk approaches the only female on the street and says, "May I tickle your ass with a feather?"
Bag lady turns around, smiles ear to ear.
Drunk says, "If it starts to rain, go shove an umbrella up your backside."