My hearing?

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Guy on tv says, "I loved her with all my heart and my soul."

I thought he said, "I loved her with all my heart and muscle."
 

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9 yrs. ago....

9 yrs. ago....

while I lived in Panama City Fla....I went back to the bar for my 2nd rum $ coke....the barmaid says...

"You sucked that down quick".

I heard...
I wanna suck your (rhymes with quick)."

Ahhhhhhh Club LaVela.........good times. :)
 

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Drunken bum walks down the street, approaches a young beauty and says, "May I tickle your ass with a feather?"

She shouts, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

Drunk replies, "My, it's lovely weather."

Drunk approaches another young beauty...same comment, same response, same reply.

A while later, no beauties to be seen. Drunk approaches the only female on the street and says, "May I tickle your ass with a feather?"

Bag lady turns around, smiles ear to ear.

Drunk says, "If it starts to rain, go shove an umbrella up your backside."
 
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