My Morning

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:sadwave::sadwave::sadwave:

 

[comfortable1]

So what's this 'government giving out free money' business? Spill it Schwartz!

 

[no pepper]

"Have you not gotten anything yet..." That's awkward language, passive voice, John McDonald.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Y'all don't even care that I'm pissing blood :shrug::shrug::shrug:

 

[SixFive]

:mj07::mj07:

I've had those messages on fb before too, but I'm not that creative. :mj07:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

:mj07::mj07:

I've had those messages on fb before too, but I'm not that creative. :mj07:

I haven't talked to that guy in 20+ years and he "re-friended" me on Saturday with only 2 mutual friends. If this was Myspace I would not be in his top 4, 8, 10, 25 or 50. So I had a little fun. I thought he had just blocked messages from me but Facebook shut the account down before I could get the payoff "pitch"

My google search history now includes pissing blood.

:toast::toast::toast:

 

[no pepper]

Hey man, anybody can piss blood. Now if you start pissin Mickeys, then we'd have something.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Hey man, anybody can piss blood. Now if you start pissin Mickeys, then we'd have something.

As you can tell from the toilet pic, the wide mouth bottle doesn't really help me out much

 

[no pepper]

We can come up with a better extraction method. Think automatic breast pump. Hey, is this your old pal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vjpnoEVzVc

Pretty selfish if you ask me. He's a doctor and all and basically ignoring your plea for help.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

We can come up with a better extraction method. Think automatic breast pump. Hey, is this your old pal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vjpnoEVzVc

Pretty selfish if you ask me. He's a doctor and all and basically ignoring your plea for help.

No, that's not him but I do think I found Lisa Loeb's brother. I'm not sure if it's him, it really depends on what You Say

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[no pepper]

I say more like Pinto from animal house. You know if you quit putting fruit in your beer it will cut down on the blood in your pee.

 

[Amethyest]

Hold on a sec

Hold on a sec

We're still clear that I'm the weirdo right?

 

[Betone]

We're still clear that I'm the weirdo right?

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[WhatsHisNuts]

We're still clear that I'm the weirdo right?

Without a doubt. :0008

 

[Amethyest]

K

K

:0008

Without a doubt. :0008

Good.

As you were

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

We're still clear that I'm the weirdo right?

I was just joking about killing someone

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The jury is still out on you

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