Comrades,
Yuri needs your advice and help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My neighbor, we all call him Jim, has been running around the neighborhood the past 2 days and is scaring people. Imagine, a 250 pound irishman with red hair sprouting all over his body. The guy looks like an overgrown caterpillar with all the red fuzz coming out of his lil soft round body!
But today takes the last bottle of vodka, my hairy neighbor was outside his house running around in a tye dye tank top (it was a homemade dye job too!) waving two tickets around in his hands whooping and hollaring.
Apparently, he stood in line last night and camped out and got 2 tickets to go see Neil Diamond play in concert. Front row I think by the sounds of his hi-pitched screams.
Don't get me wrong, I like Neil, and my family listened to his song (COMING TO AMERICA/BOSTON) when we immigrated. But how come all these fags have to go and see him and ruin it for all us real men?
Please help. He offered me one of his tickets to go with him and be (His Best Buddy) but I really dont wanna be seen with a queer like this. I mean, what if the AP is there and takes a picture and my comrades back home see a picture of me with an irish fag at a concert arm in arm? They will never come move to Boston to live with me in Little Russia!
How do I tell him NO without making him angry? I would hate to see his lil pudgy face turn redder than all that fuzzy body hair of his.
Please help,
Yuri
Will the last russian into Beantown hoist up the hammer and sickle?
Yuri needs your advice and help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My neighbor, we all call him Jim, has been running around the neighborhood the past 2 days and is scaring people. Imagine, a 250 pound irishman with red hair sprouting all over his body. The guy looks like an overgrown caterpillar with all the red fuzz coming out of his lil soft round body!
But today takes the last bottle of vodka, my hairy neighbor was outside his house running around in a tye dye tank top (it was a homemade dye job too!) waving two tickets around in his hands whooping and hollaring.
Apparently, he stood in line last night and camped out and got 2 tickets to go see Neil Diamond play in concert. Front row I think by the sounds of his hi-pitched screams.
Don't get me wrong, I like Neil, and my family listened to his song (COMING TO AMERICA/BOSTON) when we immigrated. But how come all these fags have to go and see him and ruin it for all us real men?
Please help. He offered me one of his tickets to go with him and be (His Best Buddy) but I really dont wanna be seen with a queer like this. I mean, what if the AP is there and takes a picture and my comrades back home see a picture of me with an irish fag at a concert arm in arm? They will never come move to Boston to live with me in Little Russia!
How do I tell him NO without making him angry? I would hate to see his lil pudgy face turn redder than all that fuzzy body hair of his.
Please help,
Yuri
Will the last russian into Beantown hoist up the hammer and sickle?
