OK, Firstly, I have started drinking earlier than ever due to watching Premiership football and winning some big bets.
Still, follow this advice and you will be a winning bettor for the day:
1. Frankly I have no fucking idea who is going to win this game, nor do I care. I hate both teams and want them both to lose. Both teams have complete assholes as coaches. I actually like Wilson but I also like Edelman.
2. After my complete disaster when on the UNDER in the GB/SEA semi final, I refuse to even look at the total. Frankly, I am still in the mode of wanting Mike McCarthy to be forced to eat his own turds. And drink his own piss to wash it down.
But fear not fellow Jackers, I have the answer for you. Do this and you shall live, do it not and you shall perish here today?..oops, sorry, I was channeling my inner Mel Gibson. So, you have read this far??.thank you. You deserve the answer to the meaning of life:
Richard Sherman # of tackles and assists 3.5 UNDER at 20/21 (Bet365.com).
I know, I know. Seems a bit anticlimactic, but do you want to have more money at 10PM tonight (EST, of course) than you do now? This cashes.
I know I'm foreign, I know I'm stupid. But I have two MadJacks T-Shirts and I will have more money tonight than I do now. I really hope you do as well.
Hopefully you all had Arsenal -2.5 this morning.
Cheers,
English
Still, follow this advice and you will be a winning bettor for the day:
1. Frankly I have no fucking idea who is going to win this game, nor do I care. I hate both teams and want them both to lose. Both teams have complete assholes as coaches. I actually like Wilson but I also like Edelman.
2. After my complete disaster when on the UNDER in the GB/SEA semi final, I refuse to even look at the total. Frankly, I am still in the mode of wanting Mike McCarthy to be forced to eat his own turds. And drink his own piss to wash it down.
But fear not fellow Jackers, I have the answer for you. Do this and you shall live, do it not and you shall perish here today?..oops, sorry, I was channeling my inner Mel Gibson. So, you have read this far??.thank you. You deserve the answer to the meaning of life:
Richard Sherman # of tackles and assists 3.5 UNDER at 20/21 (Bet365.com).
I know, I know. Seems a bit anticlimactic, but do you want to have more money at 10PM tonight (EST, of course) than you do now? This cashes.
I know I'm foreign, I know I'm stupid. But I have two MadJacks T-Shirts and I will have more money tonight than I do now. I really hope you do as well.
Hopefully you all had Arsenal -2.5 this morning.
Cheers,
English
