name two things that don't mix....

[wareagle]

i'll start with a couple....


Orange juice and toothpaste :nono:


pot and accounting :weed:


1 jigger Bailey's? Irish cream
1 jigger lime juice
:drinky:
shoot and swish in your mouth before swallowing

 

[TJBELL]

Urine and Oxyclean!

The vapors (when mixed) will almost make you pass out.

Note to people cleaning urinals: FLUSH the toilet when you are done cleaning!!

No joke!

 

[Blazer]

Cuba Baseball Uniforms and People with 20/20 Vision.... :dizzy:

 

[wareagle]

Philadelphia Eagles and SuperBowls :com:


Ole miss Rebels and winning :scared


51k modem and porn :shrug:

 

[OtroPex]

Cell phones and driving :nooo:

 

[Blazer]

Barry Bonds and Sodium Pentothal :talk:

Military Fortitude and The French :142slap:

Men and Bath Gel :com:

 

[Agent 0659]

i'll start with a couple....


Orange juice and toothpaste :nono:


pot and accounting :weed:


1 jigger Bailey's? Irish cream
1 jigger lime juice
:drinky:
shoot and swish in your mouth before swallowing

The old cement mixer :mj07:

 

[ajoytoy]

Philadelphia Eagles and SuperBowls :com: :nono:


Ole miss Rebels and winning :scared


51k modem and porn :shrug: :142smilie

:shrug:

 

[Penguinfan]

An extreme desire for sex/My wife

 

[finemail]

two over weight people having sex.

 

[wareagle]

sand and a vagina

 

[treyburn]

Beantown Jim and the Russian Ballet Company.

 

[marine]

penises and hairy @sses.

 

[Nole]

No question...


My wife and sex.




Thank God for wine!


"Yeah baby, yeah!


:mj07:


nole

 

[wox11]

TACO BELL & BEER :em38: :em38: :em38:

 

[Nole]

TACO BELL & BEER :em38: :em38: :em38:

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

Holy crap!


To add to that.....


Never mix hard boiled eggs and pork and beans.

My God!


:mj07:


nole

 

[SixFive]

An extreme desire for sex/My wife

LMMFAO!!!!! :142smilie

Wayne can tell a good story about sand and 'virginia', war eagle :mj07:

how about Lifetime television/straight men?

:drinky:/driving

fat girls/hip huggers + thongs

sex (with children in the house)/unlocked bedroom doors :142smilie

guilty conscience/:bed:

Great color commentary/Billy Packer

Backstreet Boys/:Yep:

 

[fatdaddycool]

women/accountability

 

[BADTODABONE]

The old cement mixer :mj07:

lime or lemon juice and Bailey's....can you say cottage cheese .... :mj07:

 

[finemail]

the word "president" and bush