I've been trying to think of a way to classify a spouse during different times of the year. This is what I have so far:
1. worthless
2. worthless, but sensitive
3. worthless, but some entertainment value
4.. shows glimmer of improvement
5. obedient, but grumbles
6. worthy adversary.
7. shows appreciation, but at a price
8. friendly, strong, reads work manuals in free time
9. helps other spouse with handicapping, enjoys talking and watching all sports.
10. perfect companion in all respects.
1. worthless
2. worthless, but sensitive
3. worthless, but some entertainment value
4.. shows glimmer of improvement
5. obedient, but grumbles
6. worthy adversary.
7. shows appreciation, but at a price
8. friendly, strong, reads work manuals in free time
9. helps other spouse with handicapping, enjoys talking and watching all sports.
10. perfect companion in all respects.