bought a new pr of boots
i was so delighted with my purchase, i decided to wear them home to show the misses. ;
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Walking proudly into the house, i sauntered into the kitchen and said to the wife, "Notice anything different about me??;
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she looked me over and replied, "Nope.?;
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Frustrated as all get out, i stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots. ;
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Again i asked her, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different ;
NOW?" ;
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she looked up and said in her best deadpan response, ?alan, ;
what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.?;
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Furious, i yell out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,?"
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"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
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"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS! ;
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Without missing a beat old SHE replies, "You shoulda bought a new hat.
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i was so delighted with my purchase, i decided to wear them home to show the misses. ;
;
Walking proudly into the house, i sauntered into the kitchen and said to the wife, "Notice anything different about me??;
;
she looked me over and replied, "Nope.?;
;
Frustrated as all get out, i stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots. ;
;
Again i asked her, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different ;
NOW?" ;
;
she looked up and said in her best deadpan response, ?alan, ;
what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.?;
;
Furious, i yell out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,?"
;
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
;
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS! ;
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Without missing a beat old SHE replies, "You shoulda bought a new hat.
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