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Just read that the U.S. Muslim cleric has stated a Fatwa (sp) saying Muslims can't go into body scanners at airports. This should be interesting....I say if you don't want to follow the law of the land or change it via legal manner...CHANGE LANDS
 
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The Joker said:
When I am on a flight - I look over everyone on my way to me seat - taking notice of potential threats.......anybody else on here do this.......????
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I do, I also keep pens that are hard and sharp 2 which look like pens but are sharp pointed strong bladed letter openers, pair of white gym socks long old style for a reason, and 2 wraped bars of soap in my brifecase, have always been like this. I don't trust people in a tight space.
 
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fletcher said:
I do, I also keep pens that are hard and sharp 2 which look like pens but are sharp pointed strong bladed letter openers, pair of white gym socks long old style for a reason, and 2 wraped bars of soap in my brifecase, have always been like this. I don't trust people in a tight space.
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Okay - so - if you are on a flight and some shit goes down.....it will be fucking awesome if you take down terrorists with a sock filled with bars of soap.

That's fucking prison style!!!:00hour

Awesome!!!!!
 
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i thought the fatwa commercial at the academy awards was the best of the night....

(and yes,,i have a transcript...groan)

fatwa fire sale!

buy one get one free!...

we will beat anybody?s price for fatwas.... if you buy a fatwa from us and find a lower priced identical fatwa ? just bring us the receipt and your next fatwa is FREE!....

need someone knocked off?..need someone intimidated?....get your very own fatwa here!

we will issue:

-fatwa against your wife...
-fatwa against your husband...
-fatwa against your boss...
-fatwa against your credit card company...
-fatwa against your land lord...
-fatwa against you neighbor...
-fatwa against your neighbor?s cat...
-fatwa even against your imam?s promiscuous goat...

yes,fatwas-4-less is a new player in the fatwa game. ...we cater to the discerning disgruntled client who doesn?t want to pay an over-priced imam to write a custom fatwa. .....

prices start at $59.99*...

cash and credit cards accepted....

(offer only good for fatwas of nine words or less....no pakistani rupees accepted. ..all $100 u.s. bank notes subject to verification)...

*fatwas against mufti khalid shah,the imam of masjid,gardenweasel and madjack not applicable....

*offer expires 09/21/10...
 
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fletcher said:
I do, I also keep pens that are hard and sharp 2 which look like pens but are sharp pointed strong bladed letter openers, pair of white gym socks long old style for a reason, and 2 wraped bars of soap in my brifecase, have always been like this. I don't trust people in a tight space.
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that is fucking awesome:00hour
 
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The Joker said:
When I am on a flight - I look over everyone on my way to me seat - taking notice of potential threats.......anybody else on here do this.......????
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DTB walks down the aisle with a rope hanging out of his briefcase. Just in case
 
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gardenweasel said:
i thought the fatwa commercial at the academy awards was the best of the night....

(and yes,,i have a transcript...groan)

fatwa fire sale!

buy one get one free!...

we will beat anybody?s price for fatwas.... if you buy a fatwa from us and find a lower priced identical fatwa ? just bring us the receipt and your next fatwa is FREE!....

need someone knocked off?..need someone intimidated?....get your very own fatwa here!

we will issue:

-fatwa against your wife...
-fatwa against your husband...
-fatwa against your boss...
-fatwa against your credit card company...
-fatwa against your land lord...
-fatwa against you neighbor...
-fatwa against your neighbor?s cat...
-fatwa even against your imam?s promiscuous goat...

yes,fatwas-4-less is a new player in the fatwa game. ...we cater to the discerning disgruntled client who doesn?t want to pay an over-priced imam to write a custom fatwa. .....

prices start at $59.99*...

cash and credit cards accepted....

(offer only good for fatwas of nine words or less....no pakistani rupees accepted. ..all $100 u.s. bank notes subject to verification)...

*fatwas against mufti khalid shah,the imam of masjid,gardenweasel and madjack not applicable....

*offer expires 09/21/10...
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in case anyone was wondering,yes...we are set up for fatwas via paypal....
 
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I do the same thing. You always have to be ready to take someone out!
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As the late comedian Richard Jeni said, "Two things I can't tolerate: The disgraceful practice of profiling and guys wearing turbans on their heads on my flight!" :mj07:
 
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