Older Guy is told Happpppppppy 69 on the 26 Feb.
I believe im oldest or 2nd of active here at the best site. Thanks Jack for all you do.
don`t let that phlegm sit in your sinuses and go to your chest....saline is your friend....
happy birthday,brother...and many more...:toast:
btw..here`s a grandpa joke for your birthday......
A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered, "No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!" Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."
A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered "no," again. Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar."
A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!"
The boy replied, "Then go f**k yourself! Grandma made these for me."
:SIB
