NEXT LIFE by George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy, enjoy your
retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then... you spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service
on tap, and then... you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
"CARPE DIEM"
It could Be Your Last !!
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy, enjoy your
retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then... you spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service
on tap, and then... you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
"CARPE DIEM"
It could Be Your Last !!
