It's his bad.
Her: His bad what?
Him: I don't know.
Her: Then why did you say it?
Him: Because all the cool people say it.
Her: If all the cool people set their hair on fire, would you do it too?
Him: No
Her: Then why say something juvenile?
Him: Because people now say, "My bad" rather than "My fault."
It's like a type of verbal proof that you're cool!
Her: Just like "Got milk? rather than "Have".
Him: Yeah. Plus, it's has fewer letters.
Her: It sounds stupid.
Him: But it's proper.
Her: Properly stupid. Have you ever tried to elevate your speech?
Him: What does "elevate" mean?
Her: Never mind.
Him: Wiktionary.com says it's an accepted colloquial idiom.
Her: Accepted by whom?
Him: Americans
Her: Say no more.
Her: His bad what?
Him: I don't know.
Her: Then why did you say it?
Him: Because all the cool people say it.
Her: If all the cool people set their hair on fire, would you do it too?
Him: No
Her: Then why say something juvenile?
Him: Because people now say, "My bad" rather than "My fault."
It's like a type of verbal proof that you're cool!
Her: Just like "Got milk? rather than "Have".
Him: Yeah. Plus, it's has fewer letters.
Her: It sounds stupid.
Him: But it's proper.
Her: Properly stupid. Have you ever tried to elevate your speech?
Him: What does "elevate" mean?
Her: Never mind.
Him: Wiktionary.com says it's an accepted colloquial idiom.
Her: Accepted by whom?
Him: Americans
Her: Say no more.
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