No Pepper
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Josh, my man, quality over quantity. Here are some sayings I can't stand though:
BUSINESS WORLD:
Reach out "Yes, that son of a bitch Bill has low sales numbers this quarter! I will reach out to him after this meeting."
Mark Your Calendars Horrible cliche that really says, "I am too lazy to come up with anything original so mark your calendars, bitches."
It's that time of year again See above.
Gone Viral Quickly becoming the worst modern day cliche imaginable. Oh, wee, I am a reporter talking about some popular photo or story on the Internet. How can I describe this sudden, immense popularity. I know...
BUSINESS WORLD:
Reach out "Yes, that son of a bitch Bill has low sales numbers this quarter! I will reach out to him after this meeting."
Mark Your Calendars Horrible cliche that really says, "I am too lazy to come up with anything original so mark your calendars, bitches."
It's that time of year again See above.
Gone Viral Quickly becoming the worst modern day cliche imaginable. Oh, wee, I am a reporter talking about some popular photo or story on the Internet. How can I describe this sudden, immense popularity. I know...
I have found that using rap lyrics in the business world, keeps things fresh and innovative (sorry, old cliche as well)
So we have two directions we can go here, Josh what are your thoughts.
Well if it ain't one thing it's a motherfucking nother.
Accounts Payable, how can I help you?
Bitch betta have my money
These Strawberry Smoothies are the bomb.
There's another girl in the Dope Man's life, not quite a bitch but far from a wife, She's called a Strawberry and everybody knows, Strawberry Strawberry is the neighborhood ho
So we have two directions we can go here, Josh what are your thoughts.
Well if it ain't one thing it's a motherfucking nother.
Accounts Payable, how can I help you?
Bitch betta have my money
These Strawberry Smoothies are the bomb.
There's another girl in the Dope Man's life, not quite a bitch but far from a wife, She's called a Strawberry and everybody knows, Strawberry Strawberry is the neighborhood ho
And another grouchy old man observation. I noticed the local news channel, KSDK 5, has trained their "journalists" to preface their news bits with, "We are told..."
As in, "We are told this is the biggest crystal meth bust in Missouri history."
Doesn't this infer that they are too lazy to check facts? It's a blatant loophole to cover their asses in case they mis-report anything if you ask me. Shit, even National Enquirer don't cop out like that.
As in, "We are told this is the biggest crystal meth bust in Missouri history."
Doesn't this infer that they are too lazy to check facts? It's a blatant loophole to cover their asses in case they mis-report anything if you ask me. Shit, even National Enquirer don't cop out like that.
Fake
The biggest meth busts always occur over on the western side of the state. And you and I both know that STL stations, and their viewers for that matter, really aren't worried about any state matters outside of the metro area, let alone west of Jeff Shitty.
Yes, I like this game.
NANCY FROM HR [at coffee machine]: Oh hi, no pepper, did you have a good weekend?
NP: I display fashions while my lungs engage hashish, guns on my waist, past this
Since I?m cakin? up, put funds in my safe, laughin?
NANCY: Errr, sounds like fun.
There is a big difference -
Cocaine smells good
I was told cocaine smells good
I don't like the use of the word "ever", especially when it relates to a subjective term.
Tonight on Hell's Kitchen, the most dramatic episode ever......
Cocaine smells good
I was told cocaine smells good
I don't like the use of the word "ever", especially when it relates to a subjective term.
Tonight on Hell's Kitchen, the most dramatic episode ever......
Sounds like a good weekend, better than mine
I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and shooting some B Ball outside of the school.
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started causing trouble in my neighborhood.
Don't worry, I think MO is over being the trendy hot spot destination. North Dakota, particularly beautiful Burke county is where all the people in the know are headed now.
As for me, I have a decent amount of family around STL, mostly in South County but some up north of the river. I myself grew up on the other side of the state. My wonderful hometown is currently being featured in the History channel show Gods, Guns & Automobiles. :facepalm:
Yeah Poon, I didn't grow up around here. I have been to Ted Drewes of course. You ever been to the Black Thorn in South County? Used to throw darts in there. I like St. Louis though. It would be a good spot for a MJ Golf Outing: centrally located, casinos, great golf courses, inexpensive asian hookers.
JOSH, can I stop now man? As John Lennon once said, I got blisters on my fingers.
JOSH, can I stop now man? As John Lennon once said, I got blisters on my fingers.
Never been to that joint. If I'm there in decent weather I always try to hit up Milo's to play some bocce ball on their courts out back.
It would be a good spot for an outing. Also if done at the usual time in the summer, it would rachet up the heat/humidity factor a little from what has previously been experienced.
It would be a good spot for an outing. Also if done at the usual time in the summer, it would rachet up the heat/humidity factor a little from what has previously been experienced.
