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A German woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store

What were you Thinking?

Her husband speaks English....hellooo!

I worry about you Sometimes!
 

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as me/wife get older we dont hear as well so we use sign language, 1 nite lyin in bed i was gettin horny so i started signin but it was pitch black so she never saw
next morning i signed my frustrations, she signed next time reach over & if not horny pull once on my left breast & if r horny pull twice on right breast
i signed if your ever horny just pull on my dingaling once, if not 52 times should do
 
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