Not so great moments in sports casting . . .
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> Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
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> Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
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> Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
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> Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
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> Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
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> Terry Venables: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
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> Ron Atkinson: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
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> Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
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> Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
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> David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the
> back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
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> US TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so
> well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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> Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
>
> Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
>
> Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
>
> Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
>
> Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
>
> Terry Venables: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
>
> Ron Atkinson: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
>
> Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
>
> Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
>
> David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the
> back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
>
> US TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so
> well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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