>Don't hate the player....hate the game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped
some
>cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he
>noticed that Bill's wife's legs were wide apart, and she wasn't
wearing any
>underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit
his
>head on the table & emerged red-faced.
>
>Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Bill's wife
>followed & asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?
>
>" Surprised by her boldness, John admitted that, well, indeed he
did.She
>said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking
a
>minute or two to assess the financial situation as well as the moral
costs
>of this offer, John says that he is indeed interested. She tells him
that
>since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons & John doesn't, that
John
>should be at her house around 2 pm Friday afternoon.When Friday rolled
>around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned time at 2pm
sharp &
>after paying her the agreed upon $500, they went in the bedroom &
completed
>their sexual transaction as Sue had promised.
>
>Afterwards, John quickly dressed & left. As usual, Bill came home from
work
>at 6pm & upon entering the house, asks his wife abruptly, "Did John
come by
>the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat, Bill's wife
answered,
>"Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon". Her heart
>nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, And did he give
you
>$500?". In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, & after
>mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
give
>me $500". Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife
by
>saying, "Good, I was hoping he did.
>
>John came by the office this morning & borrowed $500 from me. He
promised
>me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home & pay me
back."
>
>
>
>NOW THAT'S A PLAYER !
>Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped
some
>cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he
>noticed that Bill's wife's legs were wide apart, and she wasn't
wearing any
>underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit
his
>head on the table & emerged red-faced.
>
>Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Bill's wife
>followed & asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?
>
>" Surprised by her boldness, John admitted that, well, indeed he
did.She
>said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking
a
>minute or two to assess the financial situation as well as the moral
costs
>of this offer, John says that he is indeed interested. She tells him
that
>since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons & John doesn't, that
John
>should be at her house around 2 pm Friday afternoon.When Friday rolled
>around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned time at 2pm
sharp &
>after paying her the agreed upon $500, they went in the bedroom &
completed
>their sexual transaction as Sue had promised.
>
>Afterwards, John quickly dressed & left. As usual, Bill came home from
work
>at 6pm & upon entering the house, asks his wife abruptly, "Did John
come by
>the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat, Bill's wife
answered,
>"Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon". Her heart
>nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, And did he give
you
>$500?". In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, & after
>mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
give
>me $500". Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife
by
>saying, "Good, I was hoping he did.
>
>John came by the office this morning & borrowed $500 from me. He
promised
>me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home & pay me
back."
>
>
>
>NOW THAT'S A PLAYER !
