Steelers to lose Super Bowl Trophies
Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the
only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those trophies. After
a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack
Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super
Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.
?We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.? said Obama ?We are not about to lose this Great American
tradition in the wake of these difficult times.? Obama?s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to
give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers.
?The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be
entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.? Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.
The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing
of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered
greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussain Obama?s plan
calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL?s less successful teams. Obama went on to further
proclaim, ?In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for
every team, for every city and for every fan.?
?My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.? Obama assures. That?s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL
will not have to worry about loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. ?The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can?t
seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without
a title.? Obama promises. ?We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change.
It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make
or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league.?
The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no
fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this
trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again.
The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler?s division rival the
Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super
Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can
now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler?s two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys
will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty
and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together
we can all prosper.
All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB
and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series trophies
to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate
the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Hussain Obama will be meeting with the NHL and
Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for ?Hope and Change.?
Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of
their success and hard work.
Obama provides hope to
NFL teams.
Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the
only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those trophies. After
a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack
Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super
Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.
?We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.? said Obama ?We are not about to lose this Great American
tradition in the wake of these difficult times.? Obama?s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to
give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers.
?The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be
entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.? Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.
The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing
of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered
greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussain Obama?s plan
calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL?s less successful teams. Obama went on to further
proclaim, ?In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for
every team, for every city and for every fan.?
?My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.? Obama assures. That?s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL
will not have to worry about loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. ?The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can?t
seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without
a title.? Obama promises. ?We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change.
It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make
or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league.?
The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no
fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this
trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again.
The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler?s division rival the
Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super
Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can
now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler?s two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys
will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty
and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together
we can all prosper.
All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB
and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series trophies
to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate
the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Hussain Obama will be meeting with the NHL and
Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for ?Hope and Change.?
Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of
their success and hard work.
Obama provides hope to
NFL teams.
