I don't blame the suits. They're in a business that is ONLY about making money.
They aren't selling talent or entertainment. They're selling seats and viewers to sponsors.
I don't blame the talentless avalanche of "internet sensations", whose 15 minutes of fame dissolves after their 15 seconds of talent expires.
I DO blame the public, whose imagination and attention span is smaller and shorter than a Chinese newborn's dick, who is soaking in ice water.
They won't pay 8 cents to watch a 30 year comic they haven't heard of, but they'll pay $200 a seat to watch Honey Boo Boo try comedy for her first time.
If this describes you, the next time you complain about the money you feel fucked out of, because your stupid starfucker ass paid to see the latest 5 million dollar a year present opener on YouTube, go choke down a load of hippo cum.
They aren't selling talent or entertainment. They're selling seats and viewers to sponsors.
I don't blame the talentless avalanche of "internet sensations", whose 15 minutes of fame dissolves after their 15 seconds of talent expires.
I DO blame the public, whose imagination and attention span is smaller and shorter than a Chinese newborn's dick, who is soaking in ice water.
They won't pay 8 cents to watch a 30 year comic they haven't heard of, but they'll pay $200 a seat to watch Honey Boo Boo try comedy for her first time.
If this describes you, the next time you complain about the money you feel fucked out of, because your stupid starfucker ass paid to see the latest 5 million dollar a year present opener on YouTube, go choke down a load of hippo cum.
