I don't want to be accused of racial insensitivity, racial profiling, or picking on Muslims. However, the following test is pretty easy. There is ONE correct answer to each question.
Please pause a moment and reflect back, by taking the
>following Multiple
>Choice test:
>
>1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
>kidnapped and massacred by:
>a. Olga Corbitt
>b. Sitting Bull
>c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over
>by:
>a. Lost Norwegians
>b. Elvis
>c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were
>kidnapped in Lebanon by:
>a. John Dillinger
>b. The King of Sweden
>c. The Boy Scouts
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was
>blown up by:
>a. A pizza delivery boy
>b. Pee Wee Herman
>c. Geraldo Rivera
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked
>and a 70 year old
>American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard
>by:
>a. The Smurfs
>b. Davy Jones
>c. The Little Mermaid
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and
>a U.S. Navy diver
>was murdered by:
>a. Captain Kid
>b. Charles Lindberg
>c. Mother Teresa
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>a. Scooby Doo
>b. The Tooth Fairy
>c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first
>time by:
>a. Richard Simmons
>b. Grandma Moses
>c. Michael Jordan
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
>were bombed by:
>a. Mr. Rogers
>b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s
>women problems
>c. The World Wrestling Federation
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and
>destroyed and thousands
>of people were killed by:
>a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer
>Fudd
>b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>c. Mr. Bean
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
>Afghanistan against:
>a. Enron
>b. The Lutheran Church
>c. The NFL
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and
>murdered by:
>a. Bonny and Clyde
>b. Captain Kangaroo
>c. Billy Graham
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
...And add the Bali bombing to the list
>
>Nope, no patterns anywhere to justify profiling!
>
>So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
>intent on killing us, airport
>security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.
>They must conduct random
>searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
>identification, Secret Service
>agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
>Congressmen with metal hips,
>and Medal of Honor winning former Governors.
>
>
