old fart young snowflake story....

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Upstairs watching sports on the big TV.
Walmart today picking up prescription; in the aisle way is a boy snowflake lost in his phone walking zig zag across the entire frickin aisle towards me.

Usually I, like everyone else, dodges out of a person's way......NOT TODAY....

I timed his meandering and walked smack into the middle of him...gosh it felt great......he was startled someone would intrude his vast self entitled space.

I said "Oh, EXCUSE ME" kept walking, chuckling the whole time....sure brightened my day.....:00hour

When you get old and near decrepit you cherish lifes small pleasures....:0008
 

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Walmart today picking up prescription; in the aisle way is a boy snowflake lost in his phone walking zig zag across the entire frickin aisle towards me.

Usually I, like everyone else, dodges out of a person's way......NOT TODAY....

I timed his meandering and walked smack into the middle of him...gosh it felt great......he was startled someone would intrude his vast self entitled space.

I said "Oh, EXCUSE ME" kept walking, chuckling the whole time....sure brightened my day.....:00hour

When you get old and near decrepit you cherish lifes small pleasures....:0008

:lol:
 

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Walmart today picking up prescription; in the aisle way is a boy snowflake lost in his phone walking zig zag across the entire frickin aisle towards me.

Usually I, like everyone else, dodges out of a person's way......NOT TODAY....

I timed his meandering and walked smack into the middle of him...gosh it felt great......he was startled someone would intrude his vast self entitled space.

I said "Oh, EXCUSE ME" kept walking, chuckling the whole time....sure brightened my day.....:00hour

When you get old and near decrepit you cherish lifes small pleasures....:0008

:toast::toast:
 
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