A State Trooper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding.As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask, ?Do you have a gun in your possession??She replied in her crackly voice, ?Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.?The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons.She replied, ?I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.?The shocked trooper asked, ?Is that all the weapons you are transporting?The little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.? Finally, the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of??And the little old lady smiled and replied: "Not a Fucking Thing."
