>An 85-year old man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a
>problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is
>sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I
>need three Viagra pills to satisfy them all."
>
>The doctor says "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is
>pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on
>the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can
>check you out."
>
>The man says "You have a deal, Doc."
>
>Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
>
>The doctor asks "What happened?"
>
>The old man says: "Nobody showed up!"
>
>
>problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is
>sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I
>need three Viagra pills to satisfy them all."
>
>The doctor says "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is
>pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on
>the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can
>check you out."
>
>The man says "You have a deal, Doc."
>
>Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
>
>The doctor asks "What happened?"
>
>The old man says: "Nobody showed up!"
>
>
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